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Sport - Wednesday, June 16, 2010 2:00 - 0 Comments
Nation Runs Home To Check What World Thinks Of All Whites Draw
New Zealand emerged bleary-eyed but surprisingly alert from their friend’s house on Wednesday morning before making a quick trip home to ascertain the World Cup result in accordance with what other people in the world think of the All Whites.
After a slight delay due to front door key misplacement the nation quietly bounded inside to see if any international news websites had delivered the appropriate level of surprise and delight over the shock equalising goal.
Initial investigations proved fruitless. However, after an hour spent diligently searching, New Zealand was able to put together a comprehensive international portrait of the World Cup achievements, validating its surging pride. Continue…
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Coitus Interruptus - Jun 28, 2010 10:24
How Would You Like The Bishop?
If you absolutely had to choose, how would you like Brian Tamaki to make love to you – soft and loving and going on for ages, or fast and furious and over and done with as quickly as possible?
SM: A quick prayer first so I don’t bleed. Then 2 short ones and one long one in repeated succession.
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What's Hot - Aug 19, 2010 18:05
What’s Hot.
Hot
Chest hair. Now that the hotter weather is coming up a good bit of growth will make it easier to go topless that much quicker. You too ladies.
Not
Celebrity sex. No, that cold, sickly feeling wasn’t from something you ate. It’s just the body’s natural defence mechanism after reading about how Brittany Murphy’s husband slept with her mum after the Clueless star died. Apparently the five stages of grief are now Denial, Guilt, Guilt, Having sex with the mother in law, Overdose. Continue…
